Minstrel Cramps

A little gouda now, a little Bleu later.

Lee Harvey Cummerbund

Post Traumatic (John) Tesh

It's turtles all the way down.

Pina Colonic

Pan seared elbow macaroni.

ipad

A martini glass filled with croutons.

Papa Roach

Charging the spirit bomb.

Nothing but hippos in tutus!

That's not a Palindrome!

Pavlov's dragon.

Learning to fart.

Yougurt, yogurt, Batman!

If I knew it was your birthday I would have painted the indoor agrarian

Flagrant Fowl

All the free wicker furniture!

lamezorz?

Those hugs are NOT free!

Family internet

An Indian fender bender.

Chocolate Boss

I think you are going to want to get the transmission fixed.

Hot for turkey.

But I thought you said they were "teabaggers."

A zebra covered in ether.

It was my mother's wedding!

A Shaker wedding.

They go right next to the open toed sneakers.

Oregon donation

That's what fat people say.

Purple, screw you it's my beard

A Hobo Filibuster

A bald cheerleader.

There weren't any barnacles on HER hull.

Absolute Panda-monium!!!

A Baltimore Handshake.

A Muslim eating a mermaid.

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

Don't call us platypussies!

Wicker Welts

dark nerds

Do unto otters...

A fascist vegan.

Zombie Mary Cheney

If those are Clif Bars then what have I been shoving down my pants?

Forrest Dump!

Prostituta con queso!