Are you sick of thinking up jokes with no punchlines?
What's black and white and burning to death?
A lion walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Holy shit! You're a lion! Get the hell out of here! I'm really scurred!" And then the lion says, "I understand your reluctance, but I, sir, am a gentleman lion." "Well then, it seems I've misjudged you," concedes the bartender, "What'll it be?"
What's black and white and burning to death?
ReplyDeleteA lion walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Holy shit! You're a lion! Get the hell out of here! I'm really scurred!"
ReplyDeleteAnd then the lion says, "I understand your reluctance, but I, sir, am a gentleman lion."
"Well then, it seems I've misjudged you," concedes the bartender, "What'll it be?"