The morning after a huge party, a young man wakes up naked next his girlfriend.
"That was some night," he says, holding his groggy head. "That party totally rawked."
"Mmmph," groans his girlfriend.
"I don't think I've ever drank that much in my life."
"Mmmph," she moans.
"And, I don't think I've ever had sex like that before. You were so passionate, so attentive, so loud, so... incredible! When you went down, I could feel it in my tonsils."
She turns her head and looks him square in the eye. "I was too tired and passed out, don't you remember?"
The morning after a huge party, a young man wakes up naked next his girlfriend.
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"Mmmph," groans his girlfriend.
"I don't think I've ever drank that much in my life."
"Mmmph," she moans.
"And, I don't think I've ever had sex like that before. You were so passionate, so attentive, so loud, so... incredible! When you went down, I could feel it in my tonsils."
She turns her head and looks him square in the eye. "I was too tired and passed out, don't you remember?"
"No way! It was awesome... It was mind blowing!"
She says, "..."